The Black-Slave
A certain Man bought a Black-Slave, and thinking
that the colour of his skin arose from the neglect of his former
master, he no sooner brought him home than he procured all manner
of scouring apparatus, scrubbing-brushes, soaps, and sand-paper,
and set to work with his servants to wash him white again. They
drenched and rubbed him for many an hour, but all in vain; his
skin remained as black as ever; while the poor wretch all but
died from the cold he caught under the operation.